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My VMAs Best-Dressed List

The 2025 VMAs!

Dolly Parton's Taco Bell order

Benny Blanco’s $200 blueberry

Ambient Eugenics

Christian Girl Autumn is CANCELED

The Battle of Versailles - Part Two!

Anna Delvey's forsaken bunnies

Who told Rod Stewart about AI?

Mess Recs: July 2025

You Can Never Escape The Labubu

Petition to rename Trisha Paytas's baby Hulkamania

The Battle of Versailles - Part One!

I never wrote a picture in my life

Mess Recommends: June 2025

Celebrities' Biggest Fashion Disasters of June 2025

Drake's Freshly-Etched Abs

Should We Take Ugly Women Seriously?

Anna Wintour's Heir

Mess Flix: Mannequin

It's not clocking to you

Publicity Is the Art of Capitalism

Sabrina Carpenter Discourse-Free Zone

Frank Talk: The Tony Awards

Tony Awards 2025: LIVE Red Carpet Reactions!

I'll have what Kris Jenner is having

Mess Recommends: May 2025

A Hermeneutic Analysis of Jones Road

Tom Cruise eating popcorn

Why are we so afraid of fashion?

$33 Non-Toxic Toilet Paper with Ochuko Akpovbovbo

Hulk Hogan Does Not Have Hooters Money

The 2025 Pornhub Awards!

Cannes is full of prudes

Mess Recommends: April 2025

The 2025 Mess Gala — Part Two!

The 2025 Mess Gala — Part One!

Met Gala 2025: Live red carpet reaction

David Cronenberg For The Girlies

Conductor of the hype train

A 2025 Met Gala Primer

Going brazzzzyy

Bon Iver's Tinned Fish with Josh Gondelman

Putting the "Ass" in Astronaut

Without Mulholland Drive, there would be no Hannah Montana

The Death of Celebrity Aura

Get me to God's country

The Truth About Butter Biscuit Blondes

Mess Flix: What a Way to Go!

SKKN by Kim by Skims fka Kimono

Five Years of Mess!!!

Kim Kardashian’s Perfect magazine cover and nazi propaganda

Mess Recommends: February and March 2025

Ideologically captured and spewing disinformation

The Death of Personal Style with Liz Goldwyn

RFK Jr.’s Lust Demons

Bob Dylan is a MGK fan

Adult Babies Incoming

The 2025 SAG Awards

Why? What have you heard?

Sloped Walls at the Prada Store With Mackenzie Thomas

Bootcuts biggest night

The 2025 Grammys and Critics' Choice Awards

There's a Bieber in my bath house

Mess Recommends: January 2025

Harlequins in Paris

Inauguration Fashion — A Feast Of Fascist Undertones!

Burn the Tabloid

An Oligarchy of Utter Losers

Ye Olde Mess: 2000 Emmy Awards

Walmart Birkins with Alyssa Vingan

The Bell Tolls for TikTok

Club Chalamet takes the Oscars

Mess Recommends: December 2024

Welcome to the Build-A-Body Era