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Emily Kirkpatrick
Dec 12, 2025
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Hello Kitty welcoming you to the F1 track.

Hello! Good day, Messketeers! Season’s greetings!!!

Hope you’re feeling holly and jolly and currently find yourself snug as a bug in your abode. What presents are we requesting for the holidays this year? Please let me shop vicariously through you! This is why you will never ever hear me shit talking gift guides …

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