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Without Mulholland Drive, there would be no Hannah Montana

I love when prestige TV casts feud via Instagram.

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Emily Kirkpatrick
Apr 11, 2025
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Good day, gentle readers.

Thank you for once again allowing my foul and slatternly prose to infiltrate your sacred inboxes on this cloudy Friday afternoon. As I write to you, the construction drones on outside my building as promised, and my already feeble mind continues to weaken, also as promised. If any of you…

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