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The 2026 SAG Awards Worst Dressed!
Plus, some other dumb stuff I thought about this week.
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Plus, some other dumb stuff I thought about this week.
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BAFTAs Red Carpet Live Reactions!!
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It's time to give up the ghost.
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Ye Olde Mess: 2003 Kids' Choice Awards
Bring back the gifting suite.
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Ye Olde Mess: 2002 Grammy Awards
In which NSYNC's Chris Kirkpatrick befriends Coolio.
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Ye Olde Mess: Met Gala 2008
In which my obsession with that baby-powdered freak Karl Lagerfeld begins again in earnest.
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