Cannes is full of prudes

No flats, no trains, no nudes — get a life!!!

The artist at work — Baz Luhrmann taking a photo of himself handing someone a vodka soda.

Greetings, Messketeers!

Hope everything’s going fabulously. We are officially on the other side of the Mess Gala, well, with the exception of one parting detail I must share with you today but I promise it’s important. You’ll see.

The only thing of note that transpire…