Who told Rod Stewart about AI?

And who do you think he thinks XXXTentacion is.....

A photo of Billy Zane as Marlon Brando playing a conga drum slash the truest image of my inner spirit I’ve ever seen.

Henlo.

Welcome back to another mind-melting edition of Mess on another glorious summer Friday!

I had a lovely and indulgent birthday week. I hope you all treated yourselves to a cupcake in my honor. I got an amazing massage, as usual, from …