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But has Prince Harry seen a Madea movie?
I am the egg that struck King Charles
RIP Sylvia Plath, you would've loved my EP
Keep interrogating the nepo babies!
#6: Emily Ratajkowski is not dating Pete Davidson
#3: Jacob Elordi vs. Austin Butler and Kim Kardashian's Spiritual Healer
The 2022 BravoCon Fashion Breakdown
#2: Paul Newman's "F— Hut," Cher's wig room, and Joy Behar's spectral sex life
James Corden is "a tiny cretin of a man"
#1: Hilary Duff pumps gas, Kristen Stewart's bloomer fixation, and the making of an incel
Booing famous people is so important.
What did Shania Twain know about Brad Pitt and when did she know it!
Tom Brady is weeping into a full-gluten cookie right now
Ok, I'll bite. What's a Try Guy?
To possess one ounce of Snoop Dogg's confidence on Wheel of Fortune...
The smell of enby skincare is in the air!
Best of luck to all the Sumners out there
This is a Baby Malibu Barbie stan account
The Prince Andrew heckler is my hero
Chris Pine blink twice if you need help!
The Harry Styles spit tape is our generation's Zapruder film
So J.Lo hates Virgos, yet loves Pinterest...
How can Shakira be guilty of tax fraud when her hips don't lie?
Brooklyn Beckham is the ultimate wife guy
Risking it all to become a LinkedIn influencer
No one told me Dr. Oz is a memelord
The role of Mess CEO will now be played by Lea Michele
How have the American Girl dolls not been canceled yet?
Harvard is just a Legally Blonde meme now
Pantashoes are about to be my 13th reason
Beyoncé said "Break my soul" and the universe said "Bet."
I'm about to go full SCUM manifesto.
The Great Juul Wars are upon us
Brad Pitt might want to save those dreams for his therapist
I want to talk about Love Island...
Justin Timberlake toupée check
BTS Army is going to obliterate Tucker Carlson
I stole Seth Green's Bored Ape
Pete Davidson in his sugar baby era
Avatar 2 is the Taco Bell Mexican Pizza nobody asked for
Welcome to the second annual MESS GALA!
The 2023 Met Gala theme is "Karl Marx"
NoHo Hank is too perfect for this world.
Court room sketch artists have never been hotter.
The one where we find out Kim Kardashian wears adult diapers
For your Oscar consideration: SZA's crutches
This is a Slap Discourse-free zone
Don't you dare tell Britney Spears who Scott Disick is.
Taylor Momsen is the blueprint, unfortunately
Mess Recommends #3: Simply the Best
This newsletter is longer than that acoustic song on Euphoria
I'm so sorry I was not AnnaLynne McCord's mother...
When will Wayne Diamond get the Juergen Teller shoot he deserves?
Stop letting Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard tell anecdotes
Do you have what it takes to be a Teen Model™?
Mess x Emily in Paris: Partie Deux
If Wordle tells me "phew" one more time, I'm going to snap
Cancel culture takes another animated baddie!
Mess x Emily in Paris: Partie Un