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Keep interrogating the nepo babies!

Keep interrogating the nepo babies!

The Swifties are about to kick off some class warfare.

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Emily Kirkpatrick
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Matthew McConaughey and his pickles.

Greetings from the set of Tool Time!

No, Tim Allen isn’t here making bad jokes about how you can’t say Merry Christmas anymore. But my apartment does currently look like the set of a Home Depot commercial featuring various rugged activities such as sanding, spackling, and generally covering everything I own in taped d…

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