James Corden is "a tiny cretin of a man"

Hey, Keith McNally said it, not me!

Hello Mess Masters!

Got a quickie for you today as there were just a couple scraps left over from last week’s main missive. The majority of which are completely nonsensical, as with the Tia Mowry / Cookie Monster / Lactaid integration above. And if you haven’t read Keith McNally’s Instagram post about James Corden and his wife’s highly contentious “all-y…