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Welcome to the second annual MESS GALA!
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Welcome to the second annual MESS GALA!

It's all downhill from here.

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Emily Kirkpatrick
May 09, 2022
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Howdy from sunny South Carolina, my friends!

A place where a biscuit is readily available at every meal and where I, as a dyed in the wool New England leftist, always feel just one flippant comment away from becoming embroiled in fisticuffs with a stranger.

I hope you all had a lovely Mother’s Day weekend, but I know what you all really came here for. Plu…

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