Welcome to the second annual MESS GALA!

It's all downhill from here.

Howdy from sunny South Carolina, my friends!

A place where a biscuit is readily available at every meal and where I, as a dyed in the wool New England leftist, always feel just one flippant comment away from becoming embroiled in fisticuffs with a stranger.

I hope you all had a lovely Mother’s Day weekend, but I know what you all really came here for. Plu…