How have the American Girl dolls not been canceled yet?

I mean, Samantha? Are you kidding me?

Oprah making her cousin rake the yard while she pretends to mop.

Hello!

I’ve returned and have settled down slightly from last week’s near-breaking point of sleeplessness. As I mentioned in last week’s Friday email, my attempts at getting myself out of the house on a regular basis have begun again in earnest. And let me say, there is no greater motivator …