Tom Brady is weeping into a full-gluten cookie right now

Seems safe to assume at this point that every famous man is a bad one.

Ciao.

The rain in NYC this week has been ridiculous, so I’ve been even more inside than usual. Which I thought would mean an early edition of Sloppy Seconds, yet somehow, miraculously, I still found a way to procrastinate it until the very last second. As you’ve probably all come to expect by now.

So I won’t delay these fashion leftovers too much longer,…