Foodgod jump scare ahead

I've watched 1000 hours of Trixie Mattel GRWM videos since we last spoke and I still can't do contour.

May 31, 2022

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Oh hi!

Welcome back to what I’ve temporarily dubbed Sloppy Seconds™ — an additional weekly dose of Mess for your eyes only.

I can’t believe you all voluntarily read 5,000 words on bad outfits every week and then willingly come back to be subjected to even more atrocities, but I’m extremely glad you’re here. I hope you’ve all used your long weekends more w…

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