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To possess one ounce of Snoop Dogg's confidence on Wheel of Fortune...

My Lemme gummies will look great in my Kim Kardashian-branded trash can.

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Emily Kirkpatrick
Sep 29, 2022
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Kevin Hart keeping the Sugar Factory money laundering business alive.

Hello, good morning, and welcome to another edition of Sloppy Seconds!

I hope you’re all having a great week so far. I got a shortie for ya today as there weren’t too many leftovers from last week worthy of our examination. But if you’re craving even more of my au courant opinions on al…

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