No one told me Dr. Oz is a memelord

I blame Bennifer for this heatwave.

Hi? Helloooo.

I’m back to report that after weeks of doing absolutely nothing but complaining to you all about doing absolutely nothing, I’m suddenly doing everything all at once.

I took a lovely two-day work trip out to Provincetown where I’ve never been before. It is ridiculously lovely and lush, and I only had one minor breakdown at the end when I was…