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I'm sorry to report, Azealia Banks trolling Nicki Minaj with voodoo is one of the greatest pranks of all time.

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Emily Kirkpatrick
Sep 16, 2022
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Kanye and Anna living in 3022.

Morning Messketeers!]

Well, morning for you. But I am currently writing this introduction to you from deep within the bowels of the Prada store on Broadway. How the hell did I end up spending my Thursday evening on a beech wood riser surrounded by people wearing very pricey nylon garb? Great question. I will admit I got mild…

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