The Harry Styles spit tape is our generation's Zapruder film

What did we do to deserve this bounty of drama?

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Can you believe these unprecedented times of peak gossip we’re living through? Phew! If you are already sick of the Don’t Worry Darling press junket nightmare currently unfolding live on all of our computer screens, then I hate to be the one to inform you but it seems you’ve lost the ability to feel even a modicum of joy, your brain’s goss…