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Emily Kirkpatrick
Dec 09, 2022
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Ciara throwing up North Pole gang signs.

Gooood morning Mess Makers!

I am back to report that the great DIY saga has finally come to a close and I am currently surrounded by the pristine white walls of my home after weeks of manual labor that made it crystal clear that I am a dyed-in-the-wool desk jockey. And after rearranging all the furniture in my bedr…

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