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Dwayne Wayde getting excluded from a selfie with Naomi Campbell, Kerry Washington, and his wife Gabrielle Union.

Well.

It’s been a pretty horrific week to be both a woman and a creator of fashion content on the internet. So please forgive me if I cut my usual Friday musings a bit short.

As you read this, I am on my way to visit my family, but as I’m writin…