Brad Pitt might want to save those dreams for his therapist

Jordan Peterson too, for that matter.

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It’s me again. Your overarchingly overworked curator of celeb catastrophes and curiosities. Yes, I’m still burning the candle at both ends. Yes, I’m only sleeping 7 hours a a night. No, the D-list looks out there are not getting any better. And yes, despite having vast amounts of actual work I still have to do for my actual job, I am choosing to j…