Harvard is just a Legally Blonde meme now

Do not let Elon Musk and Nick Cannon become the Genghis Khans of our generation!

Hi!

How are you?! Good, I hope. I’m feeling pretty braindead myself. As I already informed our Sloppy Seconds readers, I’m currently approaching serious levels of burnout as I continue to churn out words for the masses at an even brisker clip than usual. And somehow, I always forget the toll turning crazed thoughts into legible prose can take on a person…