Pantashoes are about to be my 13th reason

I hope you ate all the hot dogs and fudgesicles your little hearts desired.

Welcome back to another shocking edition of Sloppy Seconds!

Apologies for the delay on this email yet again, but I believe I’m currently what the kids call “burned out.” Don’t get me wrong, everything I’m working on and writing and thinking about is stuff that I really enjoy and that also pays me enough to sustain my air fried salmon habit. It’s just tha…