How can Shakira be guilty of tax fraud when her hips don't lie?

I got tired just reading someone else's schedule today.

Hi again.

It’s me! I’m back! I know! You just heard from me yesterday and your Mess tank is already full to the brim. But I just have a few more alarming images I need you to rest your eyes on before we can both be on our merry way!!!

So, I won’t take up anymore of your precious weekend than I absolutely have to, but that said, it’s time for us to take a …