Can you believe it's Cannes?

Seems like the perfect moment to announce the launch of my ugly outfit-based cryptocurrency, Mess Coin.

Welcome back to the 111th most popular “culture” newsletter on Substack!

Yes, that’s right. I counted. And yes, I am now *moderately* obsessed with this publication’s very public ranking. I assume this was Substack’s intention when they introduced these sinister leader boards. Never did I think I would be so susceptible to this completely meaningless pop…