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Brooklyn Beckham is the ultimate wife guy

Did that story time convince anyone Lea Michele can actually read?

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Emily Kirkpatrick
Aug 12, 2022
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Howdy Messketeers!

Welcome back to yet another round of D-list detritus!

I’m thrilled to report that after the visual onslaught I subjected you all to last week, hardly a single one of our new readers got scared off. So, please enjoy as I once again test your threshold for all things terrible.

Since we last spoke, there’s really only been two substantial …

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