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Beyoncé said "Break my soul" and the universe said "Bet."

Beyoncé said "Break my soul" and the universe said "Bet."

America has formally jumped the shark.

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Emily Kirkpatrick
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Welcome to July, Messketeers!

It is officially the month of my birth, which means that you all have to be extra nice to me for the next 31 days. Hey, I’m just a Leo, I don’t make the rules. (Also, if you have any ideas of what I should do for my birthday, please let me know as I am fresh out.)

Since we last spoke, the unspeakable has happened. And like a…

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