I <3 Mess

I <3 Mess

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Jun 10, 2022
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Me lovingly subjecting you to another week of hideous things.

Mess lovers!

I’ve returned!

Did you miss me? I’m back from Wisconsin after the layover from hell and the wedding of the century and, man, if you’ve ever wanted to feel real famous, real fast, allow me to suggest being an English major giving a semi-coherent toast at a wedding. All weekend peopl…

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