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I'm so sorry I was not AnnaLynne McCord's mother...

I'm so sorry I was not AnnaLynne McCord's mother...

Were we aware Hillary Duff and her sister are feuding???

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Melanie Griffith plotting her revenge.

Hellooo there, Messketeers.

Well, what is there to say. We’re officially at war. And as I write this to you, my uterus has also decided to wage war against the rest of my body. It feels a little weird to just go about talking shop per uze given the freshness of our current global situation and the shooting pains in m…

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