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The Great Juul Wars are upon us

Rupert Murdoch is wild for this one.

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Emily Kirkpatrick
Jun 24, 2022
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Mr. Bean lost in thought.

Hi!

Have you ever wanted to practice your disassociation skills? Have you considered visiting the dentist??

I went this week for a routine cleaning because I’m trying to be a good girl and I also live in constant fear that all of my teeth are rotting out of my head. Once there, I was given the luxury of an hour to myself to preten…

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