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Merry Christmas, you filthy animals.
I already RSVP'd yes to Hunter Biden's art show
I got ho, ho, hos in different area codes
It’s beginning to look a lot like Seasonal Affective Disorder!
I'm melting like Rudy Giuliani under the pressure!
I have claimed, for Electoral Vote purposes, all the Totino's pizza rolls of America.
Orange you glad I didn't say Baroque?
This newsletter is as strong as Dominic West's marriage
Oh, I get it, the fly was a metaphor!
In the future, everyone will be Twitter famous for 15 seconds
America is pivoting to French Revolution
Lindsay Lohan let me write your memoir!!!!
Eight hours of screen time a day does a body good
Dunkin' Donuts Stop Taking Ben Affleck for Granted Challenge
Only an Olivia Jade redemption story can heal America now.
Name this spandex trailblazer!
A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Telfar Bag
What is Nicole Kidman reacting to in this image?
WAP stands for War and Peace, you ingrates.
Big News: It is I who will replace Ellen on Ellen
People, Woman, Man...Camera, TV, Mess
I'm still thinking about Cuomo's bad folk art corona poster
If Paris Hilton is running for president, so am I!
But when will Trump go on Red Table Talk?
Murder hornets have entered the chat
Baby, I've been kissed by a rose
I'm social distancing from watching Selling Sunset