If Paris Hilton is running for president, so am I!

#WeAreInHell2020

Guten Morgen Messemacher!

A couple of weeks ago, I moved back to my parents’ house and WOW. It’s amazing to me that no matter what actual grown-ass life milestone I achieve whenever I step o’er that threshold I am suddenly transported back to the tender young age of 16 all over again.

Since arriving on my family’s doorstep a corona ex-pat, I have officia…