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If Paris Hilton is running for president, so am I!

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Emily Kirkpatrick
Jul 10, 2020
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Guten Morgen Messemacher!

A couple of weeks ago, I moved back to my parents’ house and WOW. It’s amazing to me that no matter what actual grown-ass life milestone I achieve whenever I step o’er that threshold I am suddenly transported back to the tender young age of 16 all over again.

Since arriving on my family’s doorstep a corona ex-pat, I have officia…

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