I, too, am bravely taking hydroxychloroquine for my country

Oops, I meant hyaluronic acid.

Hi, hello, bonjour my mess-engers of disarray,

On Wednesday, I completed a 30-day workout challenge which has left me feeling as svelte as this image of Elizabeth Hurley, but also a little bit…rudderless.

Prior to that, I finished a 21-day abundance meditation challenge (abundance TBD, unless you’re counting the number of Triscuits I’ve consumed in the pa…