I have claimed, for Electoral Vote purposes, all the Totino's pizza rolls of America.

Let them eat Clorox.

Wooo boy, Messketeers. What a week.

I’m writing to you from the election hellscape of the recent past where things are trending positively, but we still don’t know who the winner is for sure and it feels like maybe we never will. And if 2016 taught me anything, it’s that America is no place for cautious optimism. But hopefully, by the time you receive th…