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You're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch.

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Emily Kirkpatrick
Dec 11, 2020
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Sup, Messketeers.

Since we last spoke I’ve had two major revelations. The first and most excruciating being that exercising in the morning is great. I’m absolutely furious about it.

My friend Hannah (hello!) and I have decided to combat both Seasonal Affective Disorder and general quarantine torpor by instituting a standing morning Zoom workout appointmen…

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