I'm social distancing from watching Selling Sunset

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It’s Summa-summa-summatime Mess-lovers!

Or so I’ve been told. I have to say, experiencing a full-blown change of season while trapped indoors is…a choice. Knowing that it’s flowers blooming / outdoor drinking / lying in the park with friends / every block of NYC smells like hot piss weather outside while you’re forced to stay alone within the confines of…