I <3 Mess — May 8, 2020

Is this the week I give up and watch Trolls World Tour?

Feliz Ocho de Mayo Mess-adors,

In keeping with the general trend of my rapid descent into the smooth brain meme, this week I had the extremely prosaic thought: What if…the internet is good?

Of course, this is an insane notion because the internet is demonstrably very, very bad, and seems to only be getting worse with every passing year. It’s perhaps most …