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TGIF my armchair warriors of wreckage.
On Monday, I decided to make my first foray into the world of fitness influencer by picking up running as my latest pandemic hobby. By which I mean I dragged my body up and down the closest shoreline one plodding step at a time while contemplating my own fleeting mortality. Then! I never did it again. Instead, I fol…