A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Telfar Bag

The discourse......THE DISCOURSE!!!!

TGIF my armchair warriors of wreckage.

On Monday, I decided to make my first foray into the world of fitness influencer by picking up running as my latest pandemic hobby. By which I mean I dragged my body up and down the closest shoreline one plodding step at a time while contemplating my own fleeting mortality. Then! I never did it again. Instead, I fol…