Dunkin' Donuts Stop Taking Ben Affleck for Granted Challenge

By hook or by crook, I will find a way to get Tilda Swinton on TikTok.

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If you’ve been online at all over the last couple of weeks then you know that groupthink’s latest popular opinion is that New York is dead. I know, R.I.P., right? We hardly knew ye. But after almost 400 years in the history books plus a solid 4.5 billion before that, I think it’s fair to say she had a pretty go…