I <3 Mess

I <3 Mess

Share this post

I <3 Mess
I <3 Mess
I <3 Mess — May 1, 2020

I <3 Mess — May 1, 2020

Avoid the Lysol injections, beloveds.

Emily Kirkpatrick's avatar
Emily Kirkpatrick
May 01, 2020
∙ Paid
2

Share this post

I <3 Mess
I <3 Mess
I <3 Mess — May 1, 2020
Share

Salutations Mistresses and Masters of Mess.

If it’s humanly possible to be addicted to sparkling water, I am undoubtedly the poster girl for this affliction.

My sister has been kind enough to enable the bubbly monkey on my back for the past month and a half, keeping me perpetually stocked in an array of flavors and never letting my supply dip below a sing…

This post is for paid subscribers

Already a paid subscriber? Sign in
© 2025 Emily Kirkpatrick
Privacy ∙ Terms ∙ Collection notice
Start writingGet the app
Substack is the home for great culture

Share