I <3 Mess — May 1, 2020
Avoid the Lysol injections, beloveds.
Salutations Mistresses and Masters of Mess.
If it’s humanly possible to be addicted to sparkling water, I am undoubtedly the poster girl for this affliction.
My sister has been kind enough to enable the bubbly monkey on my back for the past month and a half, keeping me perpetually stocked in an array of flavors and never letting my supply dip below a sing…