Merry Christmas, you filthy animals.

Bah humbug!

Seasons Greetings Messketeers!

I’ll try and keep this week’s opening message and digest of disaster brief as I don’t want to keep you away from your friends, family, solo Die Hard marathons, or however else you celebrate this festive day of extreme idleness for too long.

I haven’t had many original thoughts this week anyway (what’s new), I’ve mostly just …