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I already RSVP'd yes to Hunter Biden's art show

Why are all the rich people moving to Florida? What do they know?

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Emily Kirkpatrick
Dec 18, 2020
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Happy Chanukah, Messketeers!

Is anyone else’s go-to food group gruel?

I can’t remember which brave friend first pointed it out to me, but over the past few years, I’ve had to come to grips with the difficult truth about myself that I seem to have the culinary sensibilities of a 15th-century Lithuanian peasant. Ladle me up a trough of porridge, rip me off…

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