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Podcast

A Hermeneutic Analysis of Jones Road

Listen now | Episode 18 of The Review of Mess Podcast

Jun 2 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

59:08

$33 Non-Toxic Toilet Paper with Ochuko Akpovbovbo

Listen now | Episode 17 of The Review of Mess Podcast

May 27 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

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Ochuko Akpovbovbo

David Cronenberg For The Girlies

Listen now | Episode 16 of The Review of Mess Podcast

May 5 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

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1:02:59

Bon Iver's Tinned Fish with Josh Gondelman

Listen now | Episode 15 of The Review of Mess Podcast

Apr 21 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

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Recent posts

Frank Talk: The Tony Awards

Jun 9 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

1:37:08

Tony Awards 2025: LIVE Red Carpet Reactions!

A recording from Emily Kirkpatrick's live video

Jun 8 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

I'll have what Kris Jenner is having

The girls are fighting!!

Jun 6 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

Mess Recommends: May 2025

I've got whozits and whatzits galore!

Jun 4 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

Red Carpet Specials

Mess Recommends

Essays

Sloppy Seconds

The last Kardashian Christmas party

And Ben Affleck's anti-JLo internet filters.

Dec 19, 2024 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

Bald cap solidarity

Ah, to be queen of the weird Barbies.

Nov 21, 2024 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

Machine Gun Kelly Jr.

JK their baby is definitely going to be named like Rogue Poet Warrior or something.

Nov 14, 2024 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

Arrested at the Timothée Chalamet lookalike contest

Much like Club Chalamet, this benefits me in ways you can't imagine.

Oct 30, 2024 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

Mess Flix

Mess Flix: What a Way to Go!

A film in which a lot of very sexy men die for their sins.

Apr 3 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

Mess Flix: Barbarella

Oh my god, you guys???

Dec 3, 2024 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

Mess Flix: The Fifth Element

What an absolute goddamn dream of a film.

Mar 27, 2024 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

Mess Flix: Troop Beverly Hills

For once, a newsletter filled with authentically stunning fashions.

Dec 20, 2023 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

Ye Olde Mess

Ye Olde Mess: 2000 Emmy Awards

Corsages, bad tattoos, and quick wig changes.

Jan 21 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

Ye Olde Mess: 2003 Kids' Choice Awards

Bring back the gifting suite.

Jan 31, 2024 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

Ye Olde Mess: 2002 Grammy Awards

In which NSYNC's Chris Kirkpatrick befriends Coolio.

Apr 27, 2023 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

Ye Olde Mess: Met Gala 2008

In which my obsession with that baby-powdered freak Karl Lagerfeld begins again in earnest.

Apr 4, 2023 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

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