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Release the Victoria Beckham tapes!!!
Now, is our time, Messketeers.
Jan 23
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Mess Recs: December
And a Merry Christmas to me!
Jan 21
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Emily Kirkpatrick
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Furries at Mar-a-Lago
The streets are saying Aaron Rodgers married his Chat GPT....
Jan 17
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An Oligarchy of Utter Losers
Jan 24, 2025
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Why? What have you heard?
Feb 21, 2025
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Did the Brazilian wax ruin sex?
Oct 4, 2024
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There's a Bieber in my bath house
Feb 7, 2025
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Welcome to the Build-A-Body Era
Jan 3, 2025
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I never wrote a picture in my life
Jul 18, 2025
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Emily Kirkpatrick
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Embrace the Mess!
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Nastyyyy, with a Pucci outfit?
Need to be in that toxic Hollywood mom group chat.
Jan 9
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Mess Flix: Double Team
Am I now a.....Jean-Claude Van Damme super fan?!?
Jan 7
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Emily Kirkpatrick
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Mess Is The Moment: Our Trend Forecast For The Year
Listen now | Episode 25 of The Mess World Podcast
Published on FLESH WORLD by Jessica DeFino
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Jan 6
Watch the Critics' Choice Awards red carpet with me!!!
We're streamin' this weekend.
Jan 2
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Red Carpet Specials
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Watch the Critics' Choice Awards red carpet with me!!!
We're streamin' this weekend.
Jan 2
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Emily Kirkpatrick
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Victoria’s Secret Runway Show Live Reaction!
Lights. Camera. Mess.
Oct 20, 2025
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Emily Kirkpatrick
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Real Housewives in a Richard Serra sculpture
Plus, an Emmys red carpet recap.
Sep 19, 2025
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Emily Kirkpatrick
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The 2025 VMAs!
Meh.
Sep 9, 2025
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Emily Kirkpatrick
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Mess Recommends
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Mess Recs: December
And a Merry Christmas to me!
Jan 21
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Emily Kirkpatrick
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Mess Recs: November 2025
Gobble, gobble.
Dec 11, 2025
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Emily Kirkpatrick
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Mess Recs: September + October 2025
Come for my burrito endorsement, stay for my terrible taste in TV.
Nov 6, 2025
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Emily Kirkpatrick
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Mess Recs: August 2025
From dog food to the best pen money can buy.
Sep 24, 2025
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YouTube
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The Worst Celebrity Fashion of November: Umbilical Cords, AI Faces & Ragebait Fails
A November YouTube Mess roundup.
Dec 16, 2025
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Emily Kirkpatrick
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September's fashion fails and my Emmys best-dressed list
My latest YouTube recap.
Oct 14, 2025
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My VMAs Best-Dressed List
A quick YouTube rundown.
Sep 12, 2025
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Emily Kirkpatrick
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The Battle of Versailles - Part Two!
In which Halston throws an absolute hissy fit.
Aug 22, 2025
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Emily Kirkpatrick
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Essays
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Publicity Is the Art of Capitalism
Another deep dive into Ways of Seeing by John Berger.
Jun 18, 2025
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Emily Kirkpatrick
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Why are we so afraid of fashion?
My essay for the 1-year anniversary of Letters & Sodas.
May 29, 2025
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Emily Kirkpatrick
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The Death of Celebrity Aura
Some vague, half-baked musings about Walter Benjamin, Ways of Seeing, and why famous people feel especially lame right now.
Apr 10, 2025
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Emily Kirkpatrick
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Burn the Tabloid
It's time to give up the ghost.
Jan 28, 2025
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Emily Kirkpatrick
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Sloppy Seconds
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Kourtney Kardashian's Botox-free third eye
Flip it around...Wicked Witch.
Dec 19, 2025
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Emily Kirkpatrick
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Deconstructing the Myth of Taylor Swift
A recording of our livestream conversation.
Oct 7, 2025
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Benny Blanco’s $200 blueberry
Is anyone actually buying KHY.....?
Sep 4, 2025
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Emily Kirkpatrick
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The last Kardashian Christmas party
And Ben Affleck's anti-JLo internet filters.
Dec 19, 2024
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Emily Kirkpatrick
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Mess Flix
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Mess Flix: Double Team
Am I now a.....Jean-Claude Van Damme super fan?!?
Jan 7
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Emily Kirkpatrick
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Mess Flix: Mannequin
The newsletter in which I finally face my biggest fear......
Jun 25, 2025
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Emily Kirkpatrick
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Mess Flix: What a Way to Go!
A film in which a lot of very sexy men die for their sins.
Apr 3, 2025
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Emily Kirkpatrick
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Mess Flix: Barbarella
Oh my god, you guys???
Dec 3, 2024
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Emily Kirkpatrick
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Ye Olde Mess
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Ye Olde Mess: 2000 Emmy Awards
Corsages, bad tattoos, and quick wig changes.
Jan 21, 2025
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Emily Kirkpatrick
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Ye Olde Mess: 2003 Kids' Choice Awards
Bring back the gifting suite.
Jan 31, 2024
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Emily Kirkpatrick
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Ye Olde Mess: 2002 Grammy Awards
In which NSYNC's Chris Kirkpatrick befriends Coolio.
Apr 27, 2023
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Emily Kirkpatrick
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Ye Olde Mess: Met Gala 2008
In which my obsession with that baby-powdered freak Karl Lagerfeld begins again in earnest.
Apr 4, 2023
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Emily Kirkpatrick
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