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Choupette under attack!
Princess Diana is haunting Kristen Stewart.
Feb 6 • Emily Kirkpatrick
Kourtney Kardashian's Botox-free third eye
Flip it around...Wicked Witch.
Dec 19, 2025 • Emily Kirkpatrick
Deconstructing the Myth of Taylor Swift
A recording of our livestream conversation.
Oct 7, 2025 • Emily Kirkpatrick and Jessica DeFino
1:00:53
Benny Blanco’s $200 blueberry
Is anyone actually buying KHY.....?
Sep 4, 2025 • Emily Kirkpatrick
The last Kardashian Christmas party
And Ben Affleck's anti-JLo internet filters.
Dec 19, 2024 • Emily Kirkpatrick
Bald cap solidarity
Ah, to be queen of the weird Barbies.
Nov 21, 2024 • Emily Kirkpatrick
Machine Gun Kelly Jr.
JK their baby is definitely going to be named like Rogue Poet Warrior or something.
Nov 14, 2024 • Emily Kirkpatrick
Arrested at the Timothée Chalamet lookalike contest
Much like Club Chalamet, this benefits me in ways you can't imagine.
Oct 30, 2024 • Emily Kirkpatrick
All aboard the S.S. SNL!
Notes from a NYFW exile.
Sep 11, 2024 • Emily Kirkpatrick
Kick Kennedy has entered the chat
And Travis Kelce bought a horse named Taylor Swift.
Aug 28, 2024 • Emily Kirkpatrick
Just say no to Radical Rick
Let me know when we find out if Alicia Silverstone is ok.
Aug 21, 2024 • Emily Kirkpatrick
Very demure, very mindful
You see how I write my little newsletters? Very cutesy.
Aug 15, 2024 • Emily Kirkpatrick
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