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Sloppy Seconds

Nicole Kidman's rave wig
Need the Natalie Portman Rachel Cusk book yesterday.
Aug 15 • Emily Kirkpatrick
Mystery Dog Makes Big Debut
And the case of the deadly Zara pants.
Jul 19 • Emily Kirkpatrick
An intimate MSG wedding
And a Reflecting Pool full of algae.
Jun 20 • Emily Kirkpatrick
Mr. Feeny's open marriage
Enough with James Charles already.
May 23 • Emily Kirkpatrick
The Sisyphean Quest for Tautness
Fresh facelift envy strikes again!
May 2 • Emily Kirkpatrick
Alex on Alix crime
To say nothing of Jack Harlow's hat......
Apr 17 • Emily Kirkpatrick
Choupette under attack!
Princess Diana is haunting Kristen Stewart.
Feb 6 • Emily Kirkpatrick
Kourtney Kardashian's Botox-free third eye
Flip it around...Wicked Witch.
Dec 19, 2025 • Emily Kirkpatrick
Deconstructing the Myth of Taylor Swift
A recording of our livestream conversation.
Oct 7, 2025 • Emily Kirkpatrick and Jessica DeFino
1:00:53
Benny Blanco’s $200 blueberry
Is anyone actually buying KHY.....?
Sep 4, 2025 • Emily Kirkpatrick
The last Kardashian Christmas party
And Ben Affleck's anti-JLo internet filters.
Dec 19, 2024 • Emily Kirkpatrick
Bald cap solidarity
Ah, to be queen of the weird Barbies.
Nov 21, 2024 • Emily Kirkpatrick
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