Sloppy Seconds

An intimate MSG wedding

And a Reflecting Pool full of algae.

Jun 20 • Emily Kirkpatrick

Mr. Feeny's open marriage

Enough with James Charles already.

May 23 • Emily Kirkpatrick

The Sisyphean Quest for Tautness

Fresh facelift envy strikes again!

May 2 • Emily Kirkpatrick

Alex on Alix crime

To say nothing of Jack Harlow's hat......

Apr 17 • Emily Kirkpatrick

Choupette under attack!

Princess Diana is haunting Kristen Stewart.

Feb 6 • Emily Kirkpatrick

Kourtney Kardashian's Botox-free third eye

Flip it around...Wicked Witch.

Dec 19, 2025 • Emily Kirkpatrick

Deconstructing the Myth of Taylor Swift

A recording of our livestream conversation.

Oct 7, 2025 • Emily Kirkpatrick and Jessica DeFino

1:00:53

Benny Blanco’s $200 blueberry

Is anyone actually buying KHY.....?

Sep 4, 2025 • Emily Kirkpatrick

The last Kardashian Christmas party

And Ben Affleck's anti-JLo internet filters.

Dec 19, 2024 • Emily Kirkpatrick

Bald cap solidarity

Ah, to be queen of the weird Barbies.

Nov 21, 2024 • Emily Kirkpatrick

Machine Gun Kelly Jr.

JK their baby is definitely going to be named like Rogue Poet Warrior or something.

Nov 14, 2024 • Emily Kirkpatrick

Arrested at the Timothée Chalamet lookalike contest

Much like Club Chalamet, this benefits me in ways you can't imagine.

Oct 30, 2024 • Emily Kirkpatrick

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