Sloppy Seconds

The last Kardashian Christmas party

And Ben Affleck's anti-JLo internet filters.

Dec 19, 2024 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

Bald cap solidarity

Ah, to be queen of the weird Barbies.

Nov 21, 2024 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

Machine Gun Kelly Jr.

JK their baby is definitely going to be named like Rogue Poet Warrior or something.

Nov 14, 2024 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

Arrested at the Timothée Chalamet lookalike contest

Much like Club Chalamet, this benefits me in ways you can't imagine.

Oct 30, 2024 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

All aboard the S.S. SNL!

Notes from a NYFW exile.

Sep 11, 2024 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

Kick Kennedy has entered the chat

And Travis Kelce bought a horse named Taylor Swift.

Aug 28, 2024 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

Just say no to Radical Rick

Let me know when we find out if Alicia Silverstone is ok.

Aug 21, 2024 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

Very demure, very mindful

You see how I write my little newsletters? Very cutesy.

Aug 15, 2024 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

Mess Live! at Half Gallery

Your exclusive VIP all-access pass to Hollywood's most tragic night.

Aug 6, 2024 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

Let me get my shoes!

Drake's soggy Embassy.

Jul 18, 2024 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

Let Joey Chestnut gorge!

Alessandro Michele needs to learn how to edit.

Jun 19, 2024 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

Wah Gwan Delilah

Jun 5, 2024 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

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