Welcome to I <3 Mess, you fashion freak!

You've reached the #1 (only) weekly newsletter that rounds up all the CrazySexyCool celebrity fashions you missed on the Daily Mail sidebar this week, complete with my incessant commentary.

I’m your MC of Mess, Emily Kirkpatrick. I’m a freelance writer and fashion consultant with a hell of a lot of bad opinions and big ideas.

After over a decade of writing about the dullest celebrity fashion for the biggest publications — like People, the New York Times, and Vanity Fair — I've accidentally become a professional fashion critic on the internet. I've been interviewed by those same publications about topics I'm an expert on, from pubic hair to public nudity. I also have a long track record of being scarily good at predicting the most deranged fashion and pop culture trends.

Mess subscribers get an email every Friday with my various thoughts on the week in bad Hollywood fashion, and paid subscribers get a double helping.

Thanks for taking a gander at the dregs of the D-list, and I hope you'll stick around, my fellow trash enthusiast!

It takes a lot of money to look this cheap. <3