Welcome to I <3 Mess, you fashion freak!

You’ve reached the #1 (only) weekly newsletter that rounds up all of the CrazySexyCool celebrity fashions you missed on the Daily Mail side bar this week, presented to you complete with my incessant commentary.

I’m your MC of Mess, Emily Kirkpatrick. I’m a freelance writer with a hell of a lot of bad opinions and big ideas.

Thanks for taking a gander at the dregs of the D-list and I hope you’ll stick around, my fellow trash enthusiast!

It takes a lot of money to look this cheap. <3