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The 2026 Academy Awards!
Happy 6 years of MESS!!!
Mar 20
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Emily Kirkpatrick
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The 2026 SAG Awards Worst Dressed!
Plus, some other dumb stuff I thought about this week.
Mar 7
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Emily Kirkpatrick
43
5
2
BAFTAs Red Carpet Live Reactions!!
A recording from Emily Kirkpatrick's live video
Feb 22
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Emily Kirkpatrick
4
1:54:23
The 2026 AVN Awards Best Dressed!
Our annual glimpse into the future of celebrity fashion.
Feb 10
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Emily Kirkpatrick
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4
2
Watch the Critics' Choice Awards red carpet with me!!!
We're streamin' this weekend.
Jan 2
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Emily Kirkpatrick
19
1
Victoria’s Secret Runway Show Live Reaction!
Lights. Camera. Mess.
Oct 20, 2025
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Emily Kirkpatrick
8
1
1:36:29
Real Housewives in a Richard Serra sculpture
Plus, an Emmys red carpet recap.
Sep 19, 2025
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Emily Kirkpatrick
51
4
1
The 2025 VMAs!
Meh.
Sep 9, 2025
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Emily Kirkpatrick
48
4
2
The 2025 Pornhub Awards!
The most magical night of the year.
May 21, 2025
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Emily Kirkpatrick
52
2
The 2025 Mess Gala — Part Two!
In the immortal words of Daft Punk, one more time.
May 9, 2025
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Emily Kirkpatrick
42
9
2
The 2025 Mess Gala — Part One!
The dandies finally had their day.
May 8, 2025
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Emily Kirkpatrick
50
20
3
A 2025 Met Gala Primer
Everything you need to know before the first Monday in May.
May 1, 2025
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Emily Kirkpatrick
49
3
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