Archive - I <3 Mess

An Oligarchy of Utter Losers

Plus, Brooklyn Beckham wants to eat raw chicken.

Jan 24, 2025 • Emily Kirkpatrick

Why? What have you heard?

RIP American Riviera Orchard

Feb 21, 2025 • Emily Kirkpatrick

Did the Brazilian wax ruin sex?

The Hole Debate!

Oct 4, 2024 • Emily Kirkpatrick

There's a Bieber in my bath house

Is nothing sacred.

Feb 7, 2025 • Emily Kirkpatrick

Fashion's Alt-Right Flirtation

Is it possible to co-opt the aesthetics of extremism without also espousing its ideology?

Oct 1, 2024 • Emily Kirkpatrick

Welcome to the Build-A-Body Era

A harrowing exploration of why celebrities are suddenly constructing exaggerated curves via their outfits.

Jan 3, 2025 • Emily Kirkpatrick

I never wrote a picture in my life

But I may have caused the Beckham-Peltz family feud.

Jul 18, 2025 • Emily Kirkpatrick

Harlequins in Paris

The Reese Witherspoon / Kate Winslet feud is the beef I didn't know I needed.

Jan 31, 2025 • Emily Kirkpatrick

Drake's Freshly-Etched Abs

A dispatch from airport limbo.

Jul 4, 2025 • Emily Kirkpatrick

All my homies love Paul Dano

Quentin's just mad he won't show feet.

Dec 5, 2025 • Emily Kirkpatrick

Get me to God's country

And by "God's country," I obviously mean this newsletter.

Apr 4, 2025 • Emily Kirkpatrick

Bootcuts biggest night

Feb 14, 2025 • Emily Kirkpatrick

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