Archive - I <3 Mess

An Oligarchy of Utter Losers

Plus, Brooklyn Beckham wants to eat raw chicken.

Jan 24 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

Why? What have you heard?

RIP American Riviera Orchard

Feb 21 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

Did the Brazilian wax ruin sex?

The Hole Debate!

Oct 4, 2024 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

There's a Bieber in my bath house

Is nothing sacred.

Feb 7 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

Welcome to the Build-A-Body Era

A harrowing exploration of why celebrities are suddenly constructing exaggerated curves via their outfits.

Jan 3 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

Harlequins in Paris

The Reese Witherspoon / Kate Winslet feud is the beef I didn't know I needed.

Jan 31 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

Bootcuts biggest night

Feb 14 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

Get me to God's country

And by "God's country," I obviously mean this newsletter.

Apr 4 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

Nicole Kidman, don't lie to me.

I also need Jay Leno to calm down.

Nov 22, 2024 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

No prenup, no settlement

And so the Bennifer fever dream officially comes to a close.

Aug 23, 2024 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

Club Chalamet takes the Oscars

I must know how much Meghan Markle paid for @meghan.

Jan 10 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

Putting the "Ass" in Astronaut

Did you know they're technically not even astronauts?

Apr 18 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

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