Archive - I <3 Mess

Nastyyyy, with a Pucci outfit?

Need to be in that toxic Hollywood mom group chat.

Jan 9 • Emily Kirkpatrick

Mess Flix: Double Team

Am I now a.....Jean-Claude Van Damme super fan?!?

Jan 7 • Emily Kirkpatrick

Mess Is The Moment: Our Trend Forecast For The Year

Listen now | Episode 25 of The Mess World Podcast

Published on FLESH WORLD by Jessica DeFino • Jan 6

1:37:59

Watch the Critics' Choice Awards red carpet with me!!!

We're streamin' this weekend.

Jan 2 • Emily Kirkpatrick

December 2025

Kourtney Kardashian's Botox-free third eye

Flip it around...Wicked Witch.

Dec 19, 2025 • Emily Kirkpatrick

The Worst Celebrity Fashion of November: Umbilical Cords, AI Faces & Ragebait Fails

A November YouTube Mess roundup.

Dec 16, 2025 • Emily Kirkpatrick

This newsletter is "against hate"

Dec 12, 2025 • Emily Kirkpatrick

Mess Recs: November 2025

Gobble, gobble.

Dec 11, 2025 • Emily Kirkpatrick

All my homies love Paul Dano

Quentin's just mad he won't show feet.

Dec 5, 2025 • Emily Kirkpatrick

Welcome To Placenta University

Listen now | Episode 24 of The Mess World Podcast

Published on FLESH WORLD by Jessica DeFino • Dec 2, 2025

1:40:11

November 2025

Jennifer Aniston's 30-year-old toe ring

A gluttonous pre-Thanksgiving deep dive.

Nov 21, 2025 • Emily Kirkpatrick

The Dolly Parton of Blogging

Did everyone see those incredible staged pap pics of Sydney Sweeney and Scooter Braun smooching on a rock in Central Park??

Nov 14, 2025 • Emily Kirkpatrick

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