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I <3 Mess

Chloe Cherry's lips as social experiment
Keke Palmer and Sean Evans stop playing with our hearts.
22 hrs ago • Emily Kirkpatrick
Mr. Feeny's open marriage
Enough with James Charles already.
May 23 • Emily Kirkpatrick
Adrien Brody's brooch collection
I've never heard less about the Cannes red carpet.
May 16 • Emily Kirkpatrick
The 2026 Mess Gala!!!!!
It's time.
May 9 • Emily Kirkpatrick
The Cult of Cuteness
Listen now | Episode 29 of The Mess World Podcast
Published on FLESH WORLD by Jessica DeFino • May 4
1:47:41
The Sisyphean Quest for Tautness
Fresh facelift envy strikes again!
May 2 • Emily Kirkpatrick

April 2026

Mama Tina's Toxic Gumbo
I still can't get over AllBirds pivoting to AI.
Apr 25 • Emily Kirkpatrick
Alex on Alix crime
To say nothing of Jack Harlow's hat......
Apr 17 • Emily Kirkpatrick
Jennifer Lopez is back in her rom-com era
And I'm back on my slop bowl bullshit.
Apr 11 • Emily Kirkpatrick
The Butt Blush Boom
Listen now | Episode 28 of The Mess World Podcast
Published on FLESH WORLD by Jessica DeFino • Apr 7
1:40:03
🚨MAJOR MESS ANNOUNCEMENT🚨
Jen Shah and Elizabeth Holmes reporting for poop duty.
Apr 3 • Emily Kirkpatrick

March 2026

Divas gonna diva
Hello, Messketeers!
Mar 27 • Emily Kirkpatrick
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