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Wife Swap: Good Morning America Edition

I’m collecting horcruxes. I’m collecting infinity stones. Gandalf’s voice is in my head.

17 hrs ago •

Emily Kirkpatrick

Sloppy Seconds: Chanel's only hope

Plus, the best dressed stars at the Renaissance premiere.

Dec 6 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

Daddy's little blood boy

Happy Fran-iversary!

Dec 1 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

November 2023

Extremely hot fashion goss straight out of rural Maine

For Messketeers' eyes only!!!!

Nov 28 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

Sloppy Seconds: Paparazzi-blinding attire

Plus, an entire TV show about how Coco Chanel was a nazi?!

Nov 22 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

Leonardo DiCaprio rapping

The "which outfit is more expensive?" TikToks are going to be my 13th reason.

Nov 17 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

Sloppy Seconds: Mid-bicep condom pockets

Plus, a harbinger of yoni pendants to come.

Nov 14 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

Amanza's fingerless gloves?

The Metropolitan Museum of Getting Rejected by Athletes

Nov 10 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

Sloppy Seconds: The Dolce & Gabbana trickle-down effect

Plus, a live reading of Megan Fox's poem.

Nov 8 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

Too many costumes

Peregrine Pearson sounds like a Harry Potter character.

Nov 3 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

October 2023

Sloppy Seconds: Flick Yer Bean for Agyness Deyn

Kim K attempts to make hard nipples shocking again.

Oct 31 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

Fo' shiz, fo' shiz

This newsletter is "so pimp."

Oct 27 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

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