Archive - I <3 Mess

Walmart Birkins with Alyssa Vingan

Listen now | Episode 9 of The Review of Mess Podcast

Jan 17 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

and

The Bell Tolls for TikTok

Farewell, my Chinese pocket spy.

Jan 17 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

Club Chalamet takes the Oscars

I must know how much Meghan Markle paid for @meghan.

Jan 10 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

Mess Recommends: December

Just in case you need a few more gifts for yourself.

Jan 7 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

Welcome to the Build-A-Body Era

A harrowing exploration of why celebrities are suddenly constructing exaggerated curves via their outfits.

Jan 3 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

December 2024

The Illusion of 'Mar-A-Lago Face'

Listen now | Episode 8 of The Review of Mess Podcast

Dec 27, 2024 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

and

Plasmoids across America

Chanel Flops' days are numbered...

Dec 20, 2024 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

The last Kardashian Christmas party

And Ben Affleck's anti-JLo internet filters.

Dec 19, 2024 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

Luigi's Goodreads

Justin Timberlake headlining a festival in Transylvania sounds about right.

Dec 13, 2024 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

Mess Recommends: November

A gift guide for lunatics.

Dec 11, 2024 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

No more lookalikes

This newsletter is holding space for bad outfits.

Dec 6, 2024 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

Mess Flix: Barbarella

Oh my god, you guys???

Dec 3, 2024 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

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