Archive - I <3 Mess

Adrien Brody's brooch collection

I've never heard less about the Cannes red carpet.

12 hrs ago • Emily Kirkpatrick

The 2026 Mess Gala!!!!!

May 9 • Emily Kirkpatrick

The Cult of Cuteness

Listen now | Episode 29 of The Mess World Podcast

Published on FLESH WORLD by Jessica DeFino • May 4

1:47:41

The Sisyphean Quest for Tautness

Fresh facelift envy strikes again!

May 2 • Emily Kirkpatrick

April 2026

Mama Tina's Toxic Gumbo

I still can't get over AllBirds pivoting to AI.

Apr 25 • Emily Kirkpatrick

Alex on Alix crime

To say nothing of Jack Harlow's hat......

Apr 17 • Emily Kirkpatrick

Jennifer Lopez is back in her rom-com era

And I'm back on my slop bowl bullshit.

Apr 11 • Emily Kirkpatrick

The Butt Blush Boom

Listen now | Episode 28 of The Mess World Podcast

Published on FLESH WORLD by Jessica DeFino • Apr 7

1:40:03

🚨MAJOR MESS ANNOUNCEMENT🚨

Jen Shah and Elizabeth Holmes reporting for poop duty.

Apr 3 • Emily Kirkpatrick

March 2026

Divas gonna diva

Hello, Messketeers!

Mar 27 • Emily Kirkpatrick

The 2026 Academy Awards!

Happy 6 years of MESS!!!

Mar 20 • Emily Kirkpatrick

Get thee to an opera house!

Zach Braff is NOT dating his AI chatbot. Yet.

Mar 13 • Emily Kirkpatrick

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