Archive - I <3 Mess

Jennifer Lopez is back in her rom-com era

And I'm back on my slop bowl bullshit.

Apr 11 • Emily Kirkpatrick

The Butt Blush Boom

Listen now | Episode 28 of The Mess World Podcast

Published on FLESH WORLD by Jessica DeFino • Apr 7

1:40:03

🚨MAJOR MESS ANNOUNCEMENT🚨

Jen Shah and Elizabeth Holmes reporting for poop duty.

Apr 3 • Emily Kirkpatrick

March 2026

Divas gonna diva

Hello, Messketeers!

Mar 27 • Emily Kirkpatrick

The 2026 Academy Awards!

Happy 6 years of MESS!!!

Mar 20 • Emily Kirkpatrick

Get thee to an opera house!

Zach Braff is NOT dating his AI chatbot. Yet.

Mar 13 • Emily Kirkpatrick

Mess Recs: January + February 2026

A whopping roundup of a whole bunch of Mess-approved stuff.

Mar 12 • Emily Kirkpatrick

The 2026 SAG Awards Worst Dressed!

Plus, some other dumb stuff I thought about this week.

Mar 7 • Emily Kirkpatrick

Eugenicsmaxxing

Listen now | Episode 27 of The Mess World Podcast

Published on FLESH WORLD by Jessica DeFino • Mar 4

2:00:14

February 2026

A Zuck in the FROW

Where is the Calvin Klein x Love Story capsule collection??

Feb 27 • Emily Kirkpatrick

BAFTAs Red Carpet Live Reactions!!

A recording from Emily Kirkpatrick's live video

Feb 22 • Emily Kirkpatrick

1:54:23

Cold plunging with Kid Rock

Does no one else find Elena Velez's edgelord schtick exhausting?

Feb 20 • Emily Kirkpatrick

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