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Wife Swap: Good Morning America Edition
I’m collecting horcruxes. I’m collecting infinity stones. Gandalf’s voice is in my head.
17 hrs ago
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Emily Kirkpatrick
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Sloppy Seconds: Chanel's only hope
Plus, the best dressed stars at the Renaissance premiere.
Dec 6
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Emily Kirkpatrick
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Daddy's little blood boy
Happy Fran-iversary!
Dec 1
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Emily Kirkpatrick
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November 2023
Extremely hot fashion goss straight out of rural Maine
For Messketeers' eyes only!!!!
Nov 28
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Emily Kirkpatrick
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Sloppy Seconds: Paparazzi-blinding attire
Plus, an entire TV show about how Coco Chanel was a nazi?!
Nov 22
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Emily Kirkpatrick
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Leonardo DiCaprio rapping
The "which outfit is more expensive?" TikToks are going to be my 13th reason.
Nov 17
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Emily Kirkpatrick
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Sloppy Seconds: Mid-bicep condom pockets
Plus, a harbinger of yoni pendants to come.
Nov 14
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Emily Kirkpatrick
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Amanza's fingerless gloves?
The Metropolitan Museum of Getting Rejected by Athletes
Nov 10
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Emily Kirkpatrick
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Sloppy Seconds: The Dolce & Gabbana trickle-down effect
Plus, a live reading of Megan Fox's poem.
Nov 8
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Emily Kirkpatrick
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Too many costumes
Peregrine Pearson sounds like a Harry Potter character.
Nov 3
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Emily Kirkpatrick
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October 2023
Sloppy Seconds: Flick Yer Bean for Agyness Deyn
Kim K attempts to make hard nipples shocking again.
Oct 31
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Emily Kirkpatrick
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Fo' shiz, fo' shiz
This newsletter is "so pimp."
Oct 27
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Emily Kirkpatrick
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