Archive - I <3 Mess

Sabrina Carpenter Discourse-Free Zone

Jun 13 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

Frank Talk: The Tony Awards

Jun 9 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

Tony Awards 2025: LIVE Red Carpet Reactions!

A recording from Emily Kirkpatrick's live video

Jun 8 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

1:37:08

I'll have what Kris Jenner is having

The girls are fighting!!

Jun 6 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

Mess Recommends: May 2025

I've got whozits and whatzits galore!

Jun 4 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

A Hermeneutic Analysis of Jones Road

Listen now | Episode 18 of The Review of Mess Podcast

Jun 2 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

May 2025

Tom Cruise eating popcorn

And Dianna Agron's Lindsay Lohan-inspired accent.

May 30 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

Why are we so afraid of fashion?

My essay for the 1-year anniversary of Letters & Sodas.

May 29 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

$33 Non-Toxic Toilet Paper with Ochuko Akpovbovbo

Listen now | Episode 17 of The Review of Mess Podcast

May 27 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

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Ochuko Akpovbovbo

59:08

Hulk Hogan Does Not Have Hooters Money

Kim Kardashian could actually be your lawyer now.

May 23 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

The 2025 Pornhub Awards!

The most magical night of the year.

May 21 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

Cannes is full of prudes

No flats, no trains, no nudes — get a life!!!

May 16 •

Emily Kirkpatrick

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