Archive - I <3 Mess

Bunny hopping with Justin Trudeau

Deliver me from Taylor Swift's wedding dress reveal.

Jul 10 • Emily Kirkpatrick

Surely, we can do better than "JusT&T"

It's a party in the USA...?

Jul 4 • Emily Kirkpatrick

Clear Eyes, Pink Nips, Can't Lose

Listen now | Episode 31 of The Mess World Podcast

Published on FLESH WORLD by Jessica DeFino • Jul 3

1:39:40

June 2026

I knew I should've held on to my copy of Modelland...

Jun 28 • Emily Kirkpatrick

An intimate MSG wedding

And a Reflecting Pool full of algae.

Jun 20 • Emily Kirkpatrick

Knicole Kidman For Your Consideration

Illegalize trillionaires.

Jun 13 • Emily Kirkpatrick

Plastic Surgery Poesy

Listen now | Episode 30 of The Mess World Podcast

Published on FLESH WORLD by Jessica DeFino • Jun 9

2:20:18

The 2026 Pornhub Awards!!!

The children thirst for George Lucas.

Jun 7 • Emily Kirkpatrick

May 2026

Chloe Cherry's lips as social experiment

Keke Palmer and Sean Evans stop playing with our hearts.

May 31 • Emily Kirkpatrick

Mr. Feeny's open marriage

Enough with James Charles already.

May 23 • Emily Kirkpatrick

Adrien Brody's brooch collection

I've never heard less about the Cannes red carpet.

May 16 • Emily Kirkpatrick

The 2026 Mess Gala!!!!!

May 9 • Emily Kirkpatrick

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