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I <3 Mess

Jennifer Aniston's 30-year-old toe ring
A gluttonous pre-Thanksgiving deep dive.
Nov 21 • 
Emily Kirkpatrick
The Dolly Parton of Blogging
Did everyone see those incredible staged pap pics of Sydney Sweeney and Scooter Braun smooching on a rock in Central Park??
Nov 14 • 
Emily Kirkpatrick
It's a Vogue World after all
I didn't know it was a pussy palace.
Nov 7 • 
Emily Kirkpatrick
Mess Recs: September + October 2025
Come for my burrito endorsement, stay for my terrible taste in TV.
Nov 6 • 
Emily Kirkpatrick

October 2025

Your Neck Is Saggy (Complimentary)
Listen now | Episode 23 of The Mess World Podcast
Published on FLESH WORLD by Jessica DeFino • Oct 31
1:40:33
Jack Black is My Hall Pass
From the depths of Elle...
Published on i-D • Oct 28
We Have to Talk About Kim Kardashian’s Merkin.
A recording from Emily Kirkpatrick and Jessica DeFino's live video
Oct 27 • 
Emily Kirkpatrick
 and 
Jessica DeFino
52:23
Trisha Paytas's Euphoria
Autumn is trying to kill me.
Oct 24 • 
Emily Kirkpatrick
Victoria’s Secret Runway Show Live Reaction!
Lights. Camera. Mess.
Oct 20 • 
Emily Kirkpatrick
1:36:29
AI Jake Paul
And Bella Hadid's 50-pound angel wings.
Oct 17 • 
Emily Kirkpatrick
Live with Marisa Meltzer
A recording from Marisa Meltzer's live video
Published on Soft Power by Marisa Meltzer • Oct 15
31:15
September's fashion fails and my Emmys best-dressed list
My latest YouTube recap.
Oct 14 • 
Emily Kirkpatrick
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