Mess Recommends

Mess Recs: November 2025

Gobble, gobble.

Dec 11, 2025 • Emily Kirkpatrick

Mess Recs: September + October 2025

Come for my burrito endorsement, stay for my terrible taste in TV.

Nov 6, 2025 • Emily Kirkpatrick

Mess Recs: August 2025

From dog food to the best pen money can buy.

Sep 24, 2025 • Emily Kirkpatrick

Mess Recs: July 2025

A recap of the gluttonous month of my birth.

Aug 7, 2025 • Emily Kirkpatrick

Mess Recommends: June 2025

The jet lag is lagging me.

Jul 15, 2025 • Emily Kirkpatrick

Mess Recommends: May 2025

I've got whozits and whatzits galore!

Jun 4, 2025 • Emily Kirkpatrick

Mess Recommends: April 2025

A post-Gala palette cleanser.

May 15, 2025 • Emily Kirkpatrick

Mess Recommends: February and March 2025

And a very happy Mess-iversary to you and yours.

Mar 20, 2025 • Emily Kirkpatrick

Mess Recommends: January 2025

Protein! Sweater pants! Stepford Wives!!!!!

Feb 4, 2025 • Emily Kirkpatrick

Mess Recommends: December 2024

Just in case you need a few more gifts for yourself.

Jan 7, 2025 • Emily Kirkpatrick

Mess Recommends: November 2024

A gift guide for lunatics.

Dec 11, 2024 • Emily Kirkpatrick

Mess Recommends: October 2024

Greetings from hell.

Nov 8, 2024 • Emily Kirkpatrick

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