I <3 Mess
I <3 Mess

I <3 Mess

Nicole Kidman, don't lie to me.

I also need Jay Leno to calm down.

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Emily Kirkpatrick
Nov 22, 2024
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Hi!

Season’s greetings, Messketeers. I hope you’ve been staying warm and dry and only consuming as much horrible news as absolutely necessary. I’m currently in Maine visiting my family and the change in scenery combined with the extremely limited daylight hours has instantly plunged me into a very weird seasonal affective disorder type of mood :)

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