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Hiiii, Messketeers!

What’s happening, my friends? Have you succumb to Knicks in five fever yet?!! (I’m writing this to you from before the game, so don’t get mad at me if you read this later and we lost tonight.)

While I always find the sudden swarm of new celeb fans sitting court side to be a little cringey, I realized I need to check my attitude because…